Today can literally go jump off a cliff, I don't even care

I do not understand how it can possibly take literally 30 minutes for a printer to print off one copy of a 8 page paper. Somehow my printer has defied all odds and now I am missing a class and a quiz that I can't afford to miss. I feel like crying and punching a wall until it's nothing more than dust all at the same time. I woke up early this morning in order to ensure that I left myself enough time to come to my parents' house and print my paper off, and yet still somehow everything goes wrong. I already hate this day, and this week isn't looking much more promising. Hopefully at least I will get my paper printed in time to turn it in.